So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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