before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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