New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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