Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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