He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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