i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
