love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
