spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
