I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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