omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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