Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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