Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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