Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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