**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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