my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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