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just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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