Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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