The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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