Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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