So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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