We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Why did my mother make you get naked?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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