pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Randomize
