It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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