My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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