it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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