this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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