I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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