Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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