How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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