lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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