i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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