You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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