You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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