Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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