i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
wow bdsm is so cute
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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