So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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