You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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