I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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