One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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