Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
