I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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