I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Acid is not a monday night drug
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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