Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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