Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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