I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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