It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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