Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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