I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
operation have a gay friend backfired
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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