hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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