I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
How does it feel to date your dad?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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