You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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